i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

lolsofunny:

pleatedjeans:

Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…

Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…

Scary: Watching a horror movie…

Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…

Scary: A witch flies by…

Scarier: A wasp flies by…

Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…

Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…

Scary: The lights go out…

 

Scarier: The Internet goes out…

A few more Scary…Scarier comparisons here

(lol here!)